JM: I was bawling. I was almost convulsing crying so hard. And I was with my tour manager, and we were sitting watching the show and Bruce begins to talk about the road, you know, in this beautiful way. You know, [says lines from the play], and I start kind of getting choked up. And I hear my tour manager getting choked up and I'm like “oh this is because we do this thing, we happen to be getting upset at this.” Then I start realizing oh, everybody's crying here. You start hearing the sound of people who swear they're not crying. [makes coughing sounds]
DD: Oh yeah, that ain’t me. “Something’s in my eye! This old theatre’s dusty.”
JM: [Laughing] And then when I realized that this was what was going to happen and it was expected, I felt slightly violated because I was not prepared. I did not bring my armor for this. And he spent the next two hours destroying me—basically taking all 206 bones out of your body, stacking them up in front of you, inventorying them, and then putting them back in and going "have a nice night.”
DD: I’ve never seen a guy like this.
JM: Never seen anything like it. It was a metaphysical—I don't even think a Netflix special can—I don't think you can show anybody the Netflix special.
DD: I wish he never even filmed that.
JM: It's impossible to film. It’s like trying to take a picture of the moon on your iPhone—it’s just like, what are you going to do with this?
DD: People are like “did you watch that?” And I go “no, I refuse to watch it because to see it live was so moving and insane that I don't want to fuck with that memory ever.”
JM: Where are you from, are you from the east coast?
DD: San Francisco.
JM: Okay so, and it still fucked you up. See if you're from the east coast, anywhere in the last 50 years, you smell the sky he's talking about.
DD: Oh, I know.
JM: Even if—I didn't grow up in New Jersey, I grew when I grew up in Fairfield Connecticut—same Drake's Cakes, same Entenmann's, same New York Mets 1986 World Series, the same paper, same things, you know? And same crispy autumn air, same relationship with the seasons, same relationship with the world, and he was basically like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney, and you get in the boat and he takes you through your life. I've never seen anything like it.
And I remember I went back and met him—which I didn't want to do because I was so upset and I knew that he was gonna get a part of me that wasn't so careful with making sure I didn't bother somebody about how great they were.
DD: Right.
JM: I normally like to kind of contain myself. [Bruce Springsteen:] "No no come on down man, come on down, come on down." And I realized something that night that took me a long time to realize. Longer than most people. Bruce Springsteen knows how good he is and doesn't need John Mayer to formulate an interesting abstract way to say it so he could go, Oh shit, really? And that what I had tried to do was what every other person whom he's touched has tried to do, which is try to get the man that good to know how good he is. Which is like pissing in the wind.
DD: Absolutely.
JM: But I had to try.