DD: Yeah. Let's get into that Stagecoach stuff.
JM: Yeah the Stagecoach so, I'm watching "No Direction Home" and I'm just blown away, just everything in me is different. And I look at Dylan playing this slotted headstock 12-fret tiny body country guitar and he's singing—is it called "Medgar Evers Blues?" I think that's what it's called. And he's at this protest or something. I'm looking at the guitar he's playing. It sounded like a million dollars on him. I'm like “that guitar’s gorgeous.” So I start looking up 00 guitars.
DD: Which are, by the way, the worst to fucking string. Slotted headstock.
JM: It's a nylon string headstock.
And then I was watching Pawn Stars a lot and I remember someone came in with like a poker set for Pawn Stars and the thing was mother-of-pearled out. It was for a stagecoach. Someone's like “yeah this is a poker set from a stagecoach. This is like a gun case for a stagecoach.” And I remember hearing the story about like rich stagecoach people going across —like steel magnate —going across with their mother-of-pearl inlay chess set. So I took the two things, which is you get into a 00 body Martin guitar where it connects with the 12th fret—maybe this one connects to the 14th. I don't know. But there's nothing you can do on this guitar but play a song. You can't solo. Can't play up past the ninth fret really, the neck gets too thick. The strings won't budge.
You can go like: [singing strummed chords] You can play Marty Robbins songs. But it brings something out in you for playing it, and that's a great guitar is it brings something out. And I'll take that guitar out tune it up and just play "El Paso," or play some old country western song or "Devil Woman" on it, you know. [Singing] "Devil Woman, devil woman let go of me, devil woman let me be." You play these songs that don't have any tricks. It's a no-frills guitar with more frills inlaid in it than you can find on any other guitar. And I love the juxtaposition of those two things.
This thing is an abacus, and it's like—I always thought about could I have a dental floss—you know dental floss dispensers are just the worst. Could I get a platinum dental floss dispenser. That you would just take out the floss, when you got a new one, and put it in your platinum dental floss dispenser. But it would be like the simplest thing done the best.
I love this idea — this is what we call the rig. Anything that is simple in its system but perfect in its execution is to me the most beloved thing.