Drugs

"Do I smoke big doinks?" Gosh, I really hope that that's a marijuana thing. But either way, actually, I happen not to. Happen not to. At this point in my life I am not smoking big doinks. One thing I learned in life, though, is, never forecast the rest of your life based on the life you've lived so far. So I can't tell you for sure that big doinks aren't in my future. Whatever that means. I'm open to doinks, you know? I'm doink-friendly, is what I'm trying to tell you.

That's the thing with drugs, too. I thought when I got older I would be anti-drug from some moralistic standpoint. But I'm anti-drug because I don't have the time. I don't have the time to pay the piper! I just don't. That's why when you're younger I feel like people do it more, because like, if you're twenty-four, you just have more everything to spare. I didn't start drinking until I was twenty-six or seven. In my life, really. So I had, like, a ten-year run of those moments. And a lot of those moments are unforgettable. But at this point, like, if you were gonna give me something that was gonna make me have a fuckin' great night tonight, but have a week's worth of feeling the heebie-jeebies? I don't have the time for a week's worth of heebie-jeebies, man. I just don't. So that's where you realize, like, it's just a practicality issue. Which is better in some ways than it being a philosophical issue, you know.

"Do I think drugs have become more commonplace than I would have expected when I was a teenager?" There's no way to tell, because you have to ask yourself, every year you get older, is the world changing? Or am I changing, and I'm just seeing more of the world? So I don't know. It's a real chicken-egg thing. I don't know.